( This was something straight out of a Disney movie. JR could picture it now, next thing you know there will be a dragon coming to destroy the town and the lady at the table will become a witch and Simon will become trapped into the diamond. Yeah JR has seen this before. )

It started one night when he was skimming around the internet for different news articles from around the world. Mostly the ones based off of him and the rest of the USA Olympic short track team - So he liked being assured that he’s flawless in the eyes of the world, sue him.

He googled himself in the search bar at the top of the web browser ( Read more... )